Mr. ArtAtrocity...False Profits vol.2

 When I find myself walking into a movie theater with my wife and kids I always think about for a fleeting moment what kind of snack should I get--then I remember it's the movies they always has the same things. Candy or popcorn. The movie taverns well---beer and food. Not counting those right now.  I always drift to a snack that no one thinks about-- the Chuckle. It's a set of chewy candies all having a different color in a sleeve of protection just made for the movies. Have one in the previews then wait---have another at the beginning of the film --then wait. Have another after the first act and so one. At the end of the film-- the credits-- there should be one left. It's usually black and tastes funny so I just throw it away. And say, "How was the movie dear or kids? Was it a dark chuckle or simply fab?"  That black chuckle sits in the garbage and becomes trash. And that is that. Well no that chuckle is what I get when I try hiring someone or when I...

I was listening to two young girls argue, One was named Lexi and the other was named Grace.  The one named Lexi just gave up and let Grace wins most arguments.  The one named Grace always won.  Then one time I heard the girl named Grace, give up and not argue.  I asked her why?  She said, "It did not matter to win anymore.  I like being around her more. We were just having fun."  A million Celsius or Fahrenheit who cares? A million arguments whether they are political or religious or between a man and woman or between a father and a son are the same.  There is something that happened and there is a weird reaction to that something.  That something talks. It says, " I win if----blah, blah, blah." It's just a lot of hot air!  This happens the same everyday for millions of years. Whether people agree or disagree they never do it because of the facts of the situation just the perceived slights or complaints of offenses. ...

When you go to a movie theater these days.  You are confronted with a choice.  IMAX 3D or regular screens.  It's all funny.  Because after you get the movie going your mind does not care about 16x9 versus 4x3.  But I do.  When I go to a theater I see the whole screen not just the insides of the frame.  Most movie goers watch the insides only.  When a movie is really well made then I will be absorbed by the story.  That is few and far in between.  I noticed this with the introduction of IMAX to Hollywood movies.  The screen would go to IMAX and back down again.  And it was taking me out of the movie.  I talked to others about this and they did not notice it.  So when I went with them.  I said see that-- now that.  They were not happy with me showing them that.  They started to feel ripped off.  I was not telling them about it so they could feel ripped off.  This was a strange thing ...

"Behavior boys.  Behavior."   A dark- hot- very tan Social Studies teacher once stated as she stared coldly and most alluringly.  Ms Frank, had long leggy calves, awesome flowing brunette locks and a grand deep personality to boot.  Believe me-- we all wanted to boot her.  With all her God given ass-sets and strong thick all natural 'tatas.'  "Yeah, I mean-- melons.  Those sweet ripe cantaloupes could have made millions."  She was 'big' on behavior.  She clicked her red heels together straighten her tight black blouse and snapped us all to attention right then and there and then stated flatly-- "Behavior boys, behavior." She was a dream for all adolescents male and female but Allergies? They are just a dream and definitely not real. ( Yeah, not much of a segue but hell when a blouse pops open there isn't much notice given. ) "Yeah I said it.  They are not."  They are a real infection of our minds.  We are...

The rear entrance is always special!  Ain't it???  Why?  When you go to a shoe store and they don't have your size they say, "I'll check in the back." Why are they goods in the rear?  With the gear.  Why when a shop owner tells you, " I keep the good items in a little shop around the corner.  This is the bad stuff I mark up, but for you the special stuff is tailored to you, in the back?"  "There you see, right there.  No, right-- there." The five LIES about the WHYS ? Why do "women" wear tramp stamps? Why are these things related to boats? Why are vessels called she-s? Why are Gable house front doors all have transoms?  Why do churches have a dark circle window above the main entrance to the holy of hollies? Why?  Why?  Never wondered why Wonder Woman is dressed like a hunter?  Why the lioness and the bow are connected.  The architecture world all uses life to imitate.  They create nothing-...

The Bitter Truth is where the Sugar lies? Lies are sweet to the ear, but truth is like strong wine.  It sounds like a proverb it probably is -- a minister told me once if you think Proverbs is just a collection of Captain Obvious sayings, "Try making one up." In a short and concise way.  Like twitter now.  We see them failing everyday to make twitter.  Just a series of remarks taken out of context.  Usually inflammatory.  Since that's what most can make up in a short sentence.  But Proverbs is not inflammatory.  No one I have known has used it to start a Revolution.  There are no words of hate or disgust just pithiness.  Nice words of silver and gold.  Of sweet and bitter.  The characteristics of the truth or Ruth itself.  The Book of Ruth is one such truth.  Since the name is coincidental.  Not by accident.  I find females have a lock on the truth-- no man can discover.  Without paying a price...

The (3-E) three is apart of our world.  A trinity exists in all of us that we accept and don't think of as the holiest of holy trinities.  D-N-A and the Dan Acids!  These acids are not just for life they also help our death.  These acids decay and bubble inside of us if we don't go to a funeral parlor.  We decay faster,  if we just left ourselves alone.  Since the funeral business is big business.  In the Billions!  Yes billions, we need to remember that it's takes a lot of dough not to make us rise.  Life already found a way to destroy our lovely carcasses.  The DNA forged life compounds in us and death acids to enriched the next generation.  This is not a unholy cabal that does it like in the Matrix movies.  But natural forces.  They are designed to continued where we leave off.  We use the holy trinity of acids to give birth to our young and we use the same process to depose of our elderly.  The...