Mr. ArtAtrocity...False Profits vol.2

 When I find myself walking into a movie theater with my wife and kids I always think about for a fleeting moment what kind of snack should I get--then I remember it's the movies they always has the same things. Candy or popcorn. The movie taverns well---beer and food. Not counting those right now.  I always drift to a snack that no one thinks about-- the Chuckle. It's a set of chewy candies all having a different color in a sleeve of protection just made for the movies. Have one in the previews then wait---have another at the beginning of the film --then wait. Have another after the first act and so one. At the end of the film-- the credits-- there should be one left. It's usually black and tastes funny so I just throw it away. And say, "How was the movie dear or kids? Was it a dark chuckle or simply fab?"  That black chuckle sits in the garbage and becomes trash. And that is that. Well no that chuckle is what I get when I try hiring someone or when I...

When you go to a movie theater these days.  You are confronted with a choice.  IMAX 3D or regular screens.  It's all funny.  Because after you get the movie going your mind does not care about 16x9 versus 4x3.  But I do.  When I go to a theater I see the whole screen not just the insides of the frame.  Most movie goers watch the insides only.  When a movie is really well made then I will be absorbed by the story.  That is few and far in between.  I noticed this with the introduction of IMAX to Hollywood movies.  The screen would go to IMAX and back down again.  And it was taking me out of the movie.  I talked to others about this and they did not notice it.  So when I went with them.  I said see that-- now that.  They were not happy with me showing them that.  They started to feel ripped off.  I was not telling them about it so they could feel ripped off.  This was a strange thing ...