Chapter Love and Dog Food I have a dog and his name was given to him without us being there. So his name is Max . I call him Maximus after that crappy Gladiator movie. Yes, I hate Gladiator. It blows. And it is not why I am writing this. My dog who always tries to test my patience and my brains. He always hungry and thirsty. And before all those dog lovers start fake diagnosing my dog for doggy diabetes or other stupid ideas. He is what we all do and that is...to eat and drink and 'take one.' He sums up what we all do everyday. Sh#t, Sleep, and Shove food down throats. Or his throat. He loves to crap on other peoples lawns and not dump on my lawn. Yeah, he is good at sh#tting. At his 'maximum' he craps two a day. I thought you did not have to think about 'dumping' or have a talent at it. But as you get older you wish you could 'take one' better ev...
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