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Great is the Red Head

This woman.  Driving without clothes or care is hurtling toward sexual disaster in a white sports car.  Her red flowing hair waving in the wind.  As she insanely drives into the unknown.  She, the great attractor.  The grand eye catcher.  She will change all those who ponder or gaze future events.  Those that get a good enough glance, stare into oblivion's beautiful face.  The HER .  The SHE is.  The red and well read. These Psycho sexual properties of Biblical and secular voices.  These great words of future gazing attraction, induces a sense of pride to word-smiths and all her reader's.  To tell us, the actions of the great glorious female called Futura.   Futura , which is also a Fox cartoon program, is grand female form. That hopes to inspire women and men in the meaning of what is to come.  This information, is what cuts us off from those who seek her eagerly. Listening to her red whispers or SEE what S...

Parking -- What Gives!

So when Parking with that significant other. Look for these obvious signs of Parking What Gives disease. Or PWG . Three signs from hell and it isn't just an annoyance-- it's real. Real as the stripes in the lot. Ok, what gives, four signs...spouse always says, "Who cares we always get there on time." As manacled hands twirls the wheel in the sweet little hands and pushes the accelerator with one 'lead' but highly polished foot. With a neck busting jolt only, ' Cole Trickle ' could love. This is my "co-pilot pain."  Looks, into the rear view mirror to see if there are any parking spaces? huh? Yeah huh, double huh? Gazes, into the side mirror to see if she can park in that space? Yes, this does not make sense. But PWG people don't know it. And it's not their fault, at all. Their Mother's dropped them on their parking asses too many times. Thinks, if she goes 60 mph, screaming past old women and babies, that t...